question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
