So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
