Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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