You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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