so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
