butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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