Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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