Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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