Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
