im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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