fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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