I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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