I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
please don't ironically join a cult
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