I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
