how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
