if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
