Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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