is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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