did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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