I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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