Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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