we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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