This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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