she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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