If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
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