Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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