But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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