As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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