but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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