Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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