She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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