rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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