I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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