So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
