no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
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