My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
