I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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