Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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