I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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