I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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