His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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