i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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