all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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