it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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