whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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