absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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