i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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