Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
