I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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