Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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