So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
This is my gift to your gina
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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