Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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